Many ridiculous things have been going on and if I currently had the ability or desire to form a cohesive thought I'd probably have a more clever way to present them. But really I just want to get them written down so I can throw away all of these durn post-it notes. So here they be.
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Ocean and Iris were chatting on the porch in their swimsuits.
Iris: [points at Ocean's nipple] What's that?
Ocean: It's my mole.
Me: It's your nipple.
Ocean: It's my nipple.
Iris: Ooooooh! Nipple!
Ocean: Yeah, it's for the milk.
Iris: Milk?
Ocean: Yeah, for my baby.
Iris: [looks horrified, probably because she never liked nursing anyway]
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Iris calls lasagna Zanana.
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When Ocean doesn't hear you he asks, "What you said?"
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Any item bearing the label "Spot Clean Only" is practically an open invitation for one of my children to urinate all over said item. Thankfully, I don't pay attention to labels. In other words, Ocean's stuffed zebra will never be the same.
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Ocean: [yaaaaaaaaaaaawn]
Iris: [looking disgusted] Excuse you. Ex. Cuse.
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My mom: Ocean, I was watching you run around on the beach earlier and you just looked like such a big boy!
Ocean: Maybe it's the sunglasses?
6 comments:
These are great! I love the "Ex.Cuse." Only the beginning of Iris being disgusted by her big bro, I'm sure!
What adorable little snippets. And I do those post-it notes too!
In fact, I have quite a little collection going on the wall here and I think I might just have to totally steal your idea. Oooh, it could be an irregular weekly thing, for Fridays, cos I love me some alliteration!
so cute! don't you love getting to watch your little ones grow into such funny people?
Funny Fragment Friday... I like it! For all of those half-composed posts that are better suited to Twitter. (But I still refuse to conform!)
Ex. Cuse. is my new thang now.
I love that Ocean is ready to nurse a child if need be!
Don't forget Iris always wanting to ride in the "alligator" at the beach house! Mom
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