2.13.2006

my new album: "baby upped the ante"

Song Titles:
"Wide Awake At 3am"
"Screaming in the Sling"
"Did My Right Breast Offend You?"
"Something Smells"
"My Mom Was In Labor For 28 Hours and All I Got Was Her Long Arms"
"Cry It Out... Mom"
"I Only Sleep In the Car"
"Anybody Want a Baby?"

2.11.2006

big ol' head

..not exactly what you want to hear about your baby from your OB right before you give birth. We had a check yesterday to make sure Baby is in good position for delivery and they did a quick ultrasound and check on the fetal monitor. The doctor, while doing the ultrasound, said, "Yep, there's a big ol' head, right where it's supposed to be." I'm hoping he was speaking in comparison to an egg. Or a golf ball. Or a marble.