Song Titles: "Wide Awake At 3am" "Screaming in the Sling" "Did My Right Breast Offend You?" "Something Smells" "My Mom Was In Labor For 28 Hours and All I Got Was Her Long Arms" "Cry It Out... Mom" "I Only Sleep In the Car" "Anybody Want a Baby?"
..not exactly what you want to hear about your baby from your OB right before you give birth. We had a check yesterday to make sure Baby is in good position for delivery and they did a quick ultrasound and check on the fetal monitor. The doctor, while doing the ultrasound, said, "Yep, there's a big ol' head, right where it's supposed to be." I'm hoping he was speaking in comparison to an egg. Or a golf ball. Or a marble.